Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.

“I care for her about my mom like a Maggie (three Donalds per serving).”

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspec…”

“I named my car Itch, not because it’s all scratched up, though it is, but becau…”

“At five in the morning, I was half asleep. The whole left side of my body was t…”