Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you walk with a limp and act gimpy.

“I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always t…”

“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it…”

“I know a man who used to be a millionaire before 2007. Now he’s poor and moppin…”

“For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.”