Dreamland, I couldn’t stay away, because I couldn’t stay awake. I traveled there in my sleep, at 65 miles per hour, while I was driving.

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection i…”

“I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.”

“A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps…”

“I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?”