Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.

“I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as …”

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“Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my ha…”

“I had a few good professors in my painting and drawing classes, but all my grap…”