Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever.

“…sitting on the sidewalk outside of his workplace like some creepy stalker ex-g…”

“I feel like Cinderella sitting in the middle of the road with a pumpkin and a c…”

“And I'm thankful, in that moment, full to the brim with gratitude that Christia…”

“Creo que está convencido de que desflorar a un ángel podría suponeruna eternida…”