Dutch is not so much a language as an ailment of the throat. Author: John Green Copy Quote More from John Green “Although no one will ever accuse me of being much of a science student, one thi…” “But her shoulder was against my arm, and the backs of our hands were touching, …” “You think volcanoes are awesome? Tell that to the ten thousand screaming corpse…” “I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple …”