Dying’s easy. It’s living that’s hard.

“you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure”

“What’s going on? (Astrid)Not much. Some invincible asshole is trying to kill me…”

“Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my …”

“Well, I would throw myself under the nearest bus, but considering my luck today…”