Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything but I love you. Not that I expect you to flick it at me lightly.

“After we made love, I didn’t want her to leave. At least not before she did the…”

“To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if yo…”

“I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could…”

“I got married at a good time, though a better time would have been 20 years fro…”