Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.

“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet h…”

“She had a perfect smile. She doesn’t anymore, but I do. I have that perfect smi…”

“He doesn’t have sex with sheep—he sleeps with scapegoats. He is my father, and …”

“My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I…”