Even if I worked in the corruption capital of the world, Washington DC, I wouldn’t be a whistleblower. I’m more into flutes.

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“My eyes were blurry from being in love, and my feelings were as furry as Bigfoo…”

“I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’…”

“A brick could be used to replace the brother you never had. Well, it’s only a p…”