Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crusty.

“His name was Skip, but I didn’t. I waited patiently in line behind him. But do …”

“A guy I grew up with recently died. I attended his funeral, but only because I …”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but t…”