Even though I buried our love in a coffin, it isn’t dead. No, our love is very much alive. Or at least it was yesterday, when I went to visit the cemetery.

“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you…”

“18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded…”

“Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earth…”

“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital let…”