Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eyes am I going to look at you with?) My love for you is Louis Braillesque.

“If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quart…”

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”

“He died a suspicious death. But only because he was a politician, and everythin…”

“A brick could be used to stop a bleeding wound. Though just between you and me,…”