Ever hold your hand over a torch (sorry, a flashlight for you Americans).

“He issued orders to us: demigods who come to us for aid are no longer to be tol…”

“Many of the best traps are simple. You just have to think about it, and hope yo…”

“Frank: "I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance."Percy:…”

“The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty w…”