Every book title becomes infinitely better if 'in your pants' or 'from your pants' is added to the title.

“someday no one will remember that she ever existed, i wrote in my notebook, and…”

“How very odd, to believe God gave you life, and yet not think that life asks mo…”

“At some point, I realized I was Kaitlyning the encounter, so I decided to text …”

“Scared isn't a good excuse. Scared is the excuse everyone has always used.”