Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.

“I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze …”

“I didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.”

“With sex, I’d recommend practicing a lot. But remember, have fun with it. After…”

“The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I …”