Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think of you. Could this be love?

“I’m practically famous. More than eleven people have heard of me. Twelve, to be…”

“The country with the most writers is ironically probably the country with the l…”

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get un…”

“I named my car Itch, not because it’s all scratched up, though it is, but becau…”