Everyone owns a piece of democracy. Actually, I own two pieces, and each one has a nipple.

“Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“If you won’t turn your back to face me, then I won’t even bother stabbing you.”

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, so…”