Everywhere I go, I’m second to arrive. My reputation precedes me, and sometimes it skips out on the bill.

“If I owned a dry cleaners, I’d open at 9 and clothes at 5. Ugh. That pun was sp…”

“Numbers have power. But not enough to supply all the energy for all your daily …”

“Today I found yet more evidence that I’m a lunatic. The proof came in a package…”

“I want to import what’s important, and export the trivial out of my life.”