EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair
shane:bite me

“Well," Claire said, "at least we have tacos. Everything goes better with tacos.”

“Shane looked down at the staked vamp at his feet. 'Claire?''Yes?''You staked a …”

“Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I c…”

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?""I'm thinking we have about fifteen v…”