Evil really needs to step up its game.

“why is there blue stuff on your face?i was partying with the smurfs. i wanted t…”

“Death holds no fear for me. I shall conquer it as I conquer all things.”

“I'm not sure if you just screwed with history or if history just screwed with y…”

“Kelley. Your name is Kelley, isn't it?" He didn't wait for her confirmation. "Y…”