Falling in love too quickly spells disaster. But I’ve always lived dangerously, and I spell disaster with a Z.

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, a…”

“I wish somebody would have told my grandpa about the Cold War, so he could have…”

“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I …”

“Love is snowy, like the raincloud I left in the freezer. I would ski on the slo…”