Falling through the atmosphere is not the same thing as flying down to earth. Skydivers do the former, and I did the latter.

“Your mother, my mother, and mother of pearl walk into a bar, and the bartender …”

“I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best posit…”

“The situation is a coffee mug, and I’ve got a handle on it.”

“1-12, how many Decembers does it take to sell thirteen to Mr. Fourteen and Mr. …”