Folks build a reputation by attacking you while you’re alive - or praising you after you ain’t.

“Me, personally, I tell dude 137 how I'm adding an embossed slogan to my dildos.…”

“My father never went to college so it was really important I go to college. Aft…”

“I am my own rakish seducer. I do serve as my own surly, brutish bounder.”

“You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids …”