For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace.

“Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it fo…”

“I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off…”

“Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.”

“When I get excited I drool. That’s why I buy bibs wholesale from my dentist. Ba…”