For me, the badlands are entirely too naughty. The whole time I was in South Dakota I felt like I needed a spanking.

“I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, be…”

“She had two leaves for feat. Maple, I think. She was flat-footed and always rea…”

“I am an uncle, though this is not a new feeling for me, as I’ve been one before…”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”