For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.

“If you listen to the rain long enough, you’ll eventually soak up the wisdom.”

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were…”

“It’s easy to see what to do once it’s already been done. The difficult time is …”

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn…”