For the first time, I had a protector - andI never knew I needed one until then.

“She was mine. For the sake of appearances, she was my wife, but she was mine an…”

“Those bands, you plan your life around them. You plan vacations around concert …”

“Fuck you, ginger balls.”

“Frankly, I don’t think I could hang out with you if you weren’t the vice type o…”