For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.

“Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people…”

“These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics.”

“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full o…”

“Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be …”