For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you …”

“I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with eac…”

“It’s easier to pick apart what is, than put together what isn’t.”

“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it …”