For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with whatever you want.

“A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.”

“I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did st…”

“What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked i…”

“I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my c…”