Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.

“I have slightly less than 60 miles to go, and I’m going slightly faster than 60…”

“Not only am I not my dad’s favorite child—I’m his only child.”

“Sometimes I’ll read a book and feel it was written just for me. Then I’ll flip …”

“If you want me to have sex with you, I’ll have sex with you. If you want me to …”