Fornication: Do it for the kids. Just not at their birthday parties.

“I have a mansion of an imagination, and I cordially invite you to come sleep in…”

“Love is like a unicorn with a rainbow for a horn. What I mean is it’s rare, and…”

“I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the …”

“I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on t…”