Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment.

“There should be a phone service, I thought, something like 1-800-MEDIUM-1.Where…”

“In reality there is no normal. Normal is something people have agreed to invent…”

“Why not just tell my parents the boarding school thing wasn't working out, and …”