French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.

“According to the conventions of the genre, Augustus Waters kept his sense of hu…”

“Ahhhhhhhggg. Oh sweet Lord Jesus, my hand." He attempted to make a fist and win…”

“Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brai…”

“The joy you bring us is so much greater than the sadness we feel about your ill…”