Fridays! They are the worst. Days stuffed with itsy-bitsy multicoloured tasks that fill every second of the day, but like M

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t …”

“Break-ups are survivable. It´s the aftershocks that get you.”

“Mona´s Law apparently states that everyone wants three things - that happiness …”

“But do I really want my vagina to heal over through lack of use either?”