Friends my ass.

“Or that I couldn’t stand to watch anything bad happen to you, because it was li…”

“There was a reason I was so into yoga. I was high-strung(news flash!).”

“Oh wait, I already fell.' He touched the tip of my nose with his finger. 'For y…”

“Oh.” My dad actually looked sheepish. “It’s one o’clock in the morning and I wa…”