Frodo lives!

“I had a naked incubus in my bedroom. With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon, an…”

“Why can’t I quit you?”

“I squinted at the clock, sighing when I realized it was only 7 A.M. "Christ. Do…”

“Listen, I don't care if you're Voldemort under that thing. We don't sell livest…”