From afar they looked like sexy legs, until I got closer and saw they belonged to a man, not an Amanda.

“I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s sty…”

“The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Wa…”

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so po…”

“I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.
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