From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.

“I sell my wares to the world. My underwears.”

“I get the impression that people who wear too much cologne are hiding something…”

“With four tires on every car in the world, there’s too much rubber. All the Joh…”

“If it’s dangerous, then you go first. If it’s pleasurable, then I’ll be brave a…”