Future hipsters will love me ironically.

“I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world c…”

“So it was surprising that I killed it as a babysitter. Er, maybe “killed it” is…”

“What else should I know?(1) There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth w…”

“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up la…”