Gabe!” she calls. “Dr. Gabe.”

He looks at her blankly

“Don’t you know me? You’re my OB-GYN.”

Gabe’s eyes move instinctively from her face to her crotch. He stares between her legs for a beat. His face lights up in recognition, as if he has X-ray vision.

“Joanne! Sure . . . Joanne. How are you?”

Both Joanne and I break up. Gabe blushes.

“I see so many women,” he says, making it worse.

Author: Alan Eisenstock