Garbage truck beepers belong in a symphony. Or would that really put the phony in symphony?

“Deep down, I’m an introvert. However, high up, I’m an extrovert.”

“My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see f…”

“Take my advice and don’t take my advice.”

“If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to …”