Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil

“I've given up my living room, guest room, job, career, heterosexuality and my s…”

“I start thinking that maybe God’s plan is I make him more of a man and less of …”

“I made a mental note to call. Later.Tomorrow. Next month. Or January.”

“Bunny Slippers watched my appraisal for at least a fullminute before clasping h…”