Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.

“I went in the dark room. It wasn’t filled with photograph negatives, but it was…”

“You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do…”

“I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like produ…”

“A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket…”