Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.

“Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat b…”

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons f…”

“Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.”

“A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no …”