Get them to vow on whatever geek shit you guys hold sacred

“Girlie, I'm front Texas. We shoot at each other to say good morning.”

“She gave me her jewelry and a shitload of money, but only gave Marilyn and Sofi…”

“Just a note: it was impossible to stay pissed at a handsome man when he had his…”

“Uh...you don't fuck Knight. No way. Knight fucks you.”