Get your head out of the clouds. Stop huffing the atmosphere.

“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and h…”

“My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.”

“I once went to a Russian restaurant called “Stalin’s Café.” All the items on th…”

“I prefer kissing over dinner. Not that I prefer kissing to dinner, but I prefer…”