Getting to know somebody new—it’s part of the fun of avoiding people.

“After being videotaped, I found that I talk a lot with my hands. Especially if …”

“There are 26 characters in the alphabet, and what characters they are! Especial…”

“This financial crisis in Europe would have left Greece in Ruins, but it’s been …”

“I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate…”