Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hold yourself together.

“Michael Phelps collects huhs. Huh? His mouth said nothing, but his actions said…”

“I had a dream where I lost Cap’n among the hundreds of black and white cats and…”

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“Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think …”